so small you could pick me up, honey
i shrunk the kids
my dad did it to me last week when he was trying to catch the bad guy in our backyard
but it hit me
its hard
ants are my friends, there's one bitchy ant that sucks
my cat licked me and scalped my head
i almost drowned when my dad cried
worst part is i don't think i can go to homecoming
not because i'm ugly or anything but because the decibels of the music will rip me apart the second i step foot in the gymnasium.
the crumbs on the floor from tuesday night's dinner do not taste good
